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VPX Black Pearl Review

 
VPX Black Pearl Review
VPX Black Pearl Review
VPX Black Pearl Review

 
Overview
 

The Effectiveness: It isn't very effective at increasing sexual desire, as the caffeine in it ruins the mood. You get 'stim dick.'
 
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User Rating
69 total ratings

 

Positives


Easy to drink. Gives you a lot of energy, but that's mostly because of the caffeine.

Negatives


It's expensive, and putting caffeine in a sexual enhancer is just plain silly.


Bottom Line

If you couldn’t already tell, I hate the VPX Black Pearl. It’s stupid, and it shouldn’t exist. While it certainly has caffeine in it to wake you up, as is the reason why the gym crowd probably bought it, there is little else to like about this.

Posted December 10, 2014 by

 
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Manufacturer: VPX

Online orders: https://www.vpxsports.com/sports-nutrition-supplements/default.aspx?unable-to-locate=black-pearl
Phone orders: 954-641-0570

We have energy drinks, energy shots, energy gum, and there’s probably energy juice out there, too. We’re a society that sucks these things down one after another, and it’s not unheard of to see people drinking three or four of any combination of the above in a single day.

In comes the VPX Black Pearl to capitalize on the energy drink market, but the exception is that this one claims to give you harder, long-lasting erections in bed, as well as plenty of energy to use your new manhood on your partner.

So, really, this isn’t your typical energy drink, even though it’s packaged like one. Rather than 16 ounces that these sorts of drinks come in usually, the Black Pearl is 8 ounces.

VPX recommends that you drink one of these per day with a meal, and that’s exactly what I did!

How did it turn out?

Packaging

You can buy one, two, or three cases at a time from VPX, with 30 bottles of Black Pearl in each, effectively giving you one month of drinks in each case.

61076401077330 8-ounce bottles packed into a case makes it rather cumbersome and heavy compared to your typical libido enhancer in the form of pills. But obviously, drinks are heavier than a bottle of pills. I’m sure you would realize that if you were buying this.

Once you unwrap the contents (which is a discreet package), you’ll find a sea of bottles.

Each bottle is identical, and they’re made out of some sort of plastic or aluminum. It’s hard to tell, but the presentation is about what you’d expect when you’re buying a case of drinks.

The label design is flashy and edgy, and seems to be catering to a younger crowd, which makes sense.

The Effectiveness of VPX Black Pearl

This stuff is loaded with caffeine and vitamin C, along with a ton of other ingredients that may or may not increase your energy levels and mood.

Adding caffeine to drinks to increase energy for sexual adventures isn’t exactly a new science. The same can be said about the vitamins they add to it.

For a product that is designed to immediately work and increase your erection potential, it failed at doing so. As for my energy levels, the caffeine certainly did its job. But I could have grabbed a much cheaper coffee and gotten the same effects.

This stuff doesn’t taste that great, either. It’s got a funky, citrus taste.

I did not notice any adverse effects to taking Black Pearl, and I didn’t note any health benefits, either. My desire to have sex did not increase, and I didn’t see any improvement to my erections.

But let’s get back to the caffeine for a minute. It’s preposterous to put this in a sexual product. Know why? Because caffeine decreases your desire to have sex, as well as has a bit of a numbing effect on your penis.

The gym community calls this effect ‘stim dick,’ as in ‘my pre-workout stimulant makes my penis numb.’

What’s weird is that a ton of the reviews for this product have been from people looking for a pre-workout supplement to use in the gym. Not quite sure why, but it’s interesting.

For what it’s worth, aside from all the marketing and labels, this is basically an energy drink that’s labeled as a sexual enhancer. Ridiculously enough, one of its key ingredients said to increase energy levels will hurt your sexual desire and pleasure levels.

This product should have been nixed at the development level. Just pure silliness. Be gone, Black Pearl!

supp-facts-blackpearlWhat Ingredients are Inside VPX Black Pearl?

This product consists of a proprietary blend containing:

Caffeine Anhydrous, AEX (Arginine Ethyl Ester HCL), Vitex Agnus Castus, Cnidium Monnier, dl-Allyaidisulpide, Vitamin C, Icarlin, Cistanches Extract, Eurycoma Longfolia Jack, L-Nor Valine, Zinc Mono Methionine Aspartate and Yohimbine HCL

Unfortunately, the amount of caffeine is not listed. I got a huge jolt, so the caffeine content is probably around 150-200mg if I had to guess.

Is VPX Black Pearl a Scam?

It is not a scam. While adding some silly ingredients to your sexual enhancer makes you an idiot, it doesn’t mean you’re a scammer. You get tumblr_inline_mxdzx0IoDe1r6281gwhat you pay for.

If you stumble upon an ancient mummy in Egypt who promises eternal life if you provide him with your credit card number and social security number, and you later find out that your life savings now belongs to a French gentlemen’s Swiss bank account, that’s a scam.

Where Can I Buy VPX Black Pearl?

You may buy VPX Black Pearl directly from their website, which is always recommended. But as of this review, they are out of stock. And believe me, you just saved yourself a precious minute that you’ll never get back, because this product is pointless.

You’ll see it floating around Amazon.com, but purchasing from third-party sellers, even ones as reputable as Amazon, isn’t the smartest idea.

How Many Drinks Come in a Case? And How Big are They?

You get 30 drinks in each case, and they’re 8 ounces each. That leaves you with enough for one per day for a whole month.

But the only thing you’ll get from these is a caffeine high, which can be had from much cheaper sources. If you really want energy, you can reach for a much more locatable retail energy drink, coffee, tea, or any other caffeinated beverage.

How’s the Return Policy?

Unfortunately, we were unable to locate this information. That’s probably a bad thing, if I had to guess.

If you really want to give this anti-sexual enhancer energy drink hybrid a try, do so at your own discretion. Think of it as a casino in Las Vegas: you’re going in there knowing you’re going to lose your money. Don’t expect to get rich quick. 

Anyone who puts caffeine in a sexual enhancer or libido increaser is supremely unintelligent

Do They Auto-Bill You?

Much like how they don’t tell you about a refund policy, this information isn’t present, either. But we’re pleased to announce that they don’t auto-bill you anything, as we had to give them a quick call to verify.

The Bottom Line

If you couldn’t already tell, I hate the VPX Black Pearl. It’s stupid, and it shouldn’t exist. While it certainly has caffeine in it to wake you up, as is the reason why the gym crowd probably bought it, there is little else to like about this.

Anyone who puts caffeine in a sexual enhancer or libido increaser is supremely unintelligent. Whoever was in charge of developing this product should be cast away on a boat with no captain. Bon voyage!

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